Useless Tips For Those In Need

chemiserable:

Disclaimer: I don’t have complete control of my phone. Stuff I do may not be stuff I’m actually doing.

Because I’m a prophesy. 0

I’m gay

For ponies

Do you ever wonder where you’re going to be in 5 years? Well don’t, because it’s a waste of time and you’re garunteed to be wrong.

… You stupid moron….

did-you-kno:

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Me and Bill Murray have something in common.

did-you-kno:

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Me and Bill Murray have something in common.

Smallest cat ever

did-you-kno:

The smallest cat on record was a male cat named Tinker Toy that measured only 7 cm (2.75 in) tall and 19 cm (7.5 in) long when full grown (aged 2.5 years).

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I would totally get like 20 of those and keep them in my pockets and then when anything mildly surprising happened I would toss them in the air like confetti.

rebuy:

you need to watch this 

did-you-kno:

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1994 was a good year.

did-you-kno:

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1994 was a good year.

mclovenasty:

you play league of legends? AND world of warcraft?

lol, wow.

chemispooky:

one time i saved a hummingbirds life

And now you’re homogonizing their muscles. Oh how the tables have turned.

And if life is really what you make it, I’d make it end. What’s the point. It’s not like I make a difference. I’m replaceable, in a world of 7 billion, what chance did I have? In a world of 7 billion what chance does anyone have?