Useless Tips For Those In Need
chemiserable:

GUESS WHO CONVINCED EMILY TO WATCH JURASSIC PARK WITH ME

Jurassic park is best park.

chemiserable:

GUESS WHO CONVINCED EMILY TO WATCH JURASSIC PARK WITH ME

Jurassic park is best park.

chemiserable:

Disclaimer: I don’t have complete control of my phone. Stuff I do may not be stuff I’m actually doing.

Because I’m a prophesy. 0

I’m gay

For ponies

Do you ever wonder where you’re going to be in 5 years? Well don’t, because it’s a waste of time and you’re garunteed to be wrong.

… You stupid moron….

did-you-kno:

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Me and Bill Murray have something in common.

did-you-kno:

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Me and Bill Murray have something in common.

Smallest cat ever

did-you-kno:

The smallest cat on record was a male cat named Tinker Toy that measured only 7 cm (2.75 in) tall and 19 cm (7.5 in) long when full grown (aged 2.5 years).

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I would totally get like 20 of those and keep them in my pockets and then when anything mildly surprising happened I would toss them in the air like confetti.

rebuy:

you need to watch this 

did-you-kno:

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1994 was a good year.

did-you-kno:

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1994 was a good year.

mclovenasty:

you play league of legends? AND world of warcraft?

lol, wow.

chemispooky:

one time i saved a hummingbirds life

And now you’re homogonizing their muscles. Oh how the tables have turned.